Man Who Gets Married in Jacket Made From Heinz Ketchup Packets Is Still Married

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The devil works hard, but the Heinz marketing team works harder.

I genuinely don’t know how many wedding invitations Heinz has received in its 155-year history, but when a man by the name of Heinz Le puts you on the A-list—sorry, Aunt Patty, but here’s our Amazon registry if you feel so inclined—you fire up the ol’ marketing machine and get to work.