I don’t live in Hong Kong, and I definitely have a Nike Birthday Card—I don’t even know when I last purchased a pair of Nikes (shout out Brooks Ghost fam and my fellow slow marathon runners).
But if I met both of those requirements, I would potentially be the proud owner of a Nike Swoosh pillow.
Or, more specifically, the Nike “Birthday Pillow Gift Box.” Yes, Nike’s latest much-hyped novelty release is an orange pillow shaped like the brand’s iconic swoosh logo. Also, the pillow has a tag that reads, “membership,” just in case that whole exclusive deal is mission-critical to you.